BACON.
WAFFLES.
Yes, it’s derivative.
Yes, it’s fucking awesome.
BACON.
WAFFLES.
I’m not even reviewing these.
10. Done. Awesome.
Posts under ‘Bacon!’
Bacon MotherEffin’ Waffles.
Bacon Gumballs
OK, so I like bacon. I think this much is obvious. I’ve actually had bacon for breakfast both Saturday and Sunday this weekend. My apartment smells of the glory that is bacon, and visitors to my humble abode are both amazed and astounded. “Where did you get that incredible air freshener?”, [...]
Canned Bacon (Tactical Bacon)
You know, I’m no marketing genius, but give me an item like canned bacon, and I’d be all like, “Dude.”
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Then I’d come up with something pretty damn amazing and catchy. Like..
Wait for it…
BaCAN. Cuz… It’s bacon. In a can. Bay-can.
The ad copy practically writes itself.
“Now, you can enjoy the farm-fresh taste [...]
Mo’s Bacon Bar
You got your bacon in my chocolate!
You got your chocolate in my bacon!
Two great tastes that taste great together… Right?
Right?
Right!?!
Hell if I know. I’m just a simple man, born and raised in Corn Field, Illinois.
So, by association, I apparently like the simple things in life… Trucks… Corn… Meat… Cheap… beer… [...]
Bacon Pancakes (Yes… Bacon MotherEffin’ Pancakes)
I don’t even know how I could sully such a glorious item with inane banter.
So I’m gonna shoot straight. The Original Pancake House (http://www.originalpancakehouse.com/) has THE BEST stuff on earth.
They’re pancakes. WITH MOTHER EFFIN’ BACON IN THEM.
You following me on this? This isn’t pancakes with a side of [...]
Wendy’s Spicy Baconator
Times I’m glad I’m not an Orthodox Jew:
Christmas: Because, hello… Presents. And Santa. He’s awesome. So much love for Santa.
Celine Dion Concerts: Because really, what’s more beautiful.
Saturdays: Because really when else can you bowl. Also, I enjoy touching buttons, turning on lights, driving cars, [...]
