You know what I freakin’ love?
Wheat party snacks from Israel that are flavored like fried chickpeas… AND ARE FUCKING VAMPIRES.
Seriously. So good.
Oh. AND VAMPIRE-ISH. Like, you know, as in the blood-sucking dudes who get killed by Blade? (Or Buffy, pick your poison). I’m talking real, hardcore, honest to jeebus vampiric [...]
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Bissli Falafel Flavored Wheat Party Snacks
Reindeer Paté
It’s like Christmas in December… On the 25th. It’s CRAAAAZY!
The stockings were all hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that I’d get some screwball tin of mashed meat made of parts of Rudolph and his buddies. Which was apparently made in Sweden. Nothing is more traditional, really. [...]
Wasabi Green Peas
Forgive me father, it has been… *checks* Crap. Almost two months since my last entry.
Stupid life, always getting in the way. Also, bears on tricycles. They get in the way too. I never really understood why, either. They just seem to have this uncanny ability to always be directly [...]
Preserved (1000 Year Old) Duck Eggs
… Ugh.
You’re tuned into another very special entry on TJE, one that’s mostly videos, without a lot of witty commentary, because the videos speak volumes. A picture being worth a thousand words, I have a total of 7 minutes and 54 seconds with of video below. Assuming 25 frames per second or [...]
Chocolate Covered Giant Ants
Not since 1957’s Beginning of the End (Which, by the way, starts out in my hometowns) have giant insects ever looked so threatening… and… tasty?
I dunno. If you’re afraid of chocolate, these guys might induce a fair amount of terror. They’re HUUUUUUUGEE!!! (In relation to other ants I’ve seen, which were neither [...]
Trekking Mahlzeiten Cheeseburger In Der Dose (Cheeseburger in a can)
Achtung, baby!
The Internet is completely freaking awesome. And full of stupid crap.
But, let’s face it. Even the most stupid crap available on the interweb is still pretty freaking awesome.
Case in point: the first time I saw a mentioning of a Cheeseburger in a freaking can.
I’d been [...]
Grant’s Canned Haggis
This one’s for you, Nate.
I’m not even going to take the time to write anything witty or remotely intentionally funny, because this is canned flippin’ Haggis. I mean, really. It’s Haggis. In a can.
Nate actually requested “canned meats”. I was really hoping to get a hold of [...]
Calbee Shrimp Flavored Chips / Saki Ika Prepared Squid HOT
Get ready for some hard hitting journalism from the road, Jack Kerouac style. I’m in the Bay Area for a little vacation. Our trip took us into Chinatown, where I figured I was sure to find something… interesting to take a look at. In the basement of some shop, I ran across [...]
Bacana Brazil Churrascaria (aka House of Meat Death)
Let me paint a picture for ya, Bob Ross style. Let’s put a happy little cloud up here on the right. He’s happy. Now let’s put a little happy harbinger of meat-based-coma-death-glory-joy over here. Yah, that’s nice.
Let’s call that place Bacana Brazil, in Chesterfield, MO. You know, make-believe, it’s [...]
