A glancing backstory: my wife left me last summer, we got divorced. It sucked, I moved on, and am much, much happier and better off now. The end.
That’s it. Now you’re completely up to speed.
So, I come home from work a few days before Christmas and have a long UPS box on [...]
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Hickory Farms Beef Summer Sausage (aka The Consolation Sausage)
Canned Bacon (Tactical Bacon)
You know, I’m no marketing genius, but give me an item like canned bacon, and I’d be all like, “Dude.”
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Then I’d come up with something pretty damn amazing and catchy. Like..
Wait for it…
BaCAN. Cuz… It’s bacon. In a can. Bay-can.
The ad copy practically writes itself.
“Now, you can enjoy the farm-fresh taste [...]
Q&A with JK, Volume I (LMNOP)
It would be really awesome to start this entry out with “We at TJE get multiple thousands of emails daily, inquiring about different aspects of the site and the culinary community on the whole.”
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I don’t, though.
I really get little to no mail. It’s sad, kinda.
So in lieu of the traditional [...]
Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Chicken Rings Afire
… I really wish I could fit more words into the name of this product. I’m not sure if interjecting anything witty would really help with the comedic value of what we have here, though. So, I’m gonna leave well enough alone, and proudly present to you:
Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Chicken Rings [...]
Go-Tarts! Frosted Chocolate Chip with Chocolatey Filling
As I was on my way out the door yesterday, I had this really cool internal dialogue with myself. The part of “Me” was played by someone doing a horribly over-the-top cockney accent, and occasionally slipping into a bad imitation of Johnny Depp’s character in Pirates of the Caribbean, and the part of “Replying-to-myself” [...]
